One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man! 

where do i get myself a chai

It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door.

                        You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

Let me just get this straight, I take you to see the lanterns, bring you back home, and you’ll give me back my satchel?

aausten